"Fuck Monsters"

New Sex Advisory #33 ©2001 Arte

Hello Arte,


I have received my "New Sex" video. This, I believe, is the new surefire way to sexual ecstasy. My wife and I have followed the instructions to "New Sex" to the tee and discovered a new realm of sexual indulgence we swore could never exist.


We knew we were, beyond a shadow of a doubt the ultimate "F - - k Monsters." We really thought we had our sex lives down to a science, until I received an Email about "New Sex." We are always looking to better ourselves, so we thought we would give it a try. We are so impressed by the effectiveness of the "New Sex" techniques and your systematic approach, we will gladly encourage our friends and relatives to order just as we have


..........OHH YESSSSSSsssexxx ! ! ! ............I gotta go man......My wife and I are gonna do the "New Sex" bone dance./\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\


P.S. Use my testimonial.


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This was a totally unsollicited email from a person who bought the "New Sex Now" video 16 days ago.


That's why I called it New Sex Now -- because you don't have to practice for months and months, holding your breath, squeezing muscles you never knew you had. Anyone can do these techniques and achieve the New Sex™ Experience NOW!


PLEASE -- if there are others of you out there who have enjoyed similar results with the techniques, please don't be shy -- the community needs to hear your important voices. People need to know that New Sex™ is REAL, that it is NEW, and that it truly is MUCH MORE INTENSE THAN REGULAR SEX.


If I use your testimonial in a column I will send you a very special gift.


Sincerely,
Arte
Your (Very Gratified) New Sex™ Advisor
www.NewSex.org
Have YOU tried New Sex™ ? (What the fuck are you waiting for?!?!?!?!?)